Retro Ad Saturday

Hmmmm. What to talk about?

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Ahh, “cut for unlimited freedom in action.” Apparently these are tighty whities for libertarians. You’ve got to love the bonus of “no bunchiness.” Throw in the “self-adjusting” crotch and you’ve got quite a package. Speaking of which, I’m a little startled by the call out arrow:

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Ask for Dittos. They’ll make you arch an eyebrow as a hologram of a hula girl manifests when you play tennis in your underwear.

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By the way, as a rule I try to avoid the phrase “fluid movement” when I write headlines for underwear products.