1. ___ Call the Dale Carnegie people; Demand refund.
2. ___ Call Teddy. Thank him for the 32-year-old single malt.
3. ___ Remind those snot-nosed punks on the committee I know more about
immigration everything than any of them.
4. ___ Yell at those #%@&! kids about staying off my lawn.
5. ___ Hit GoDaddy. Register www.ballisto-geezer.com.
6. ___ Yoga. 4p.
7. ___ Blockbuster. Return: Anger Management; Incredible Hulk. Rent: Milagro Beanfield War.