FoundÂ Â outside a New Jersey Taco Mayo. . .
Â 1. ___ Find that scrawny b**** E.H.. Kill & Eat
2. ___Â Become 4thÂ Dixie Chick (mandolin lessons!)
3. ___Â TrumpDump! (Drive by Trump’s house. Poop on lawn. again)
4. ___ Look like crap. (get someone toÂ video it)
5. ___Â Check Daily Kos, Dem. Und., comment threads for fresh insights +Â rage infusion.
6. ___Â Â Make fire. Fail to melt steel.
7. ___ Stop by Blockbuster. Return “Conspiracy Theory”, “V is for Vendetta”. Pick up “Clean and Sober”,Â + Goobers! Raisinettes!