Me? Donate?

Just got an email from John McCain expressing hopes I’ll help replenish the campaign coffers.

However, my wallet will remainly cozily ensconced in my hip pocket until I see who he picks as a running mate. If it is a robust, full-spectrum conservative. . .well, then I may just open up the floodgates to my vast personal fortune. (At least to the tune of a hundred bucks or so.)

If, on the other hand, we get McCain, Part Deux; McCain Lite; Son of McCain; McCain-Robin to McCain-Batman. . . then I’ll find a good 527 organization to help or some close House races.