ButÂ thisÂ justÂ seemsÂ wrongÂ toÂ me.
Is it just me? Or does appropriating the jolly old elfÂ toÂ hawkÂ LuckyÂ StrikesÂ crossÂ someÂ sortÂ ofÂ line?
Sure,Â IÂ knowÂ theÂ oldÂ manÂ smokedÂ aÂ pipe,Â butÂ thatÂ just seems different somehow. Could it be that L.S.M.F.T. actually stood for: “Look, Santa’s MouthÂ has theÂ Frangrance of Tar!”?
Â “And I heard him exclaim as he rode out of sight, “Hey buddy, Zippos’s dry. Can I bum a light?”