Â If I’m ever attacked by 17 maniacal five-year-olds with murder in their hearts, I should be okay. That’s the expert evaluation of the web site, howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com.
I’m not making this up. I have this certificate to prove it.
Â Add an 18th five-year-old and I’m likely to get my tail kicked, apparently.
The survey I took not only asked questions about my physical stature and fitness, but also my willingness to grab a viscious five-year-old and swing himÂ like aÂ weapon against his grubby little comrades.