Retro Ad Saturday

Hmmmm. What to talk about?


Ahh, “cut for unlimited freedom in action.” Apparently these are tighty whities for libertarians. You’ve got to love the bonus of “no bunchiness.” Throw in the “self-adjusting” crotch and you’ve got quite a package. Speaking of which, I’m a little startled by the call out arrow:


Ask for Dittos. They’ll make you arch an eyebrow as a hologram of a hula girl manifests when you play tennis in your underwear.


By the way, as a rule I try to avoid the phrase “fluid movement” when I write headlines for underwear products.